This pig is very hearty.
What do you do with a hearty pig? Why, eat it, of course.
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Try our new sandwiches for Mardis Gras
We hope they’ll get you messy.
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Order your live crawfish
Boil ‘em and eat ‘em.
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What to do with insubordinate wine…
…throw it into the frigid outdoors, of course.
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What do you usually do when you have cans stuck to your eyes?
Our in-house remove-cans-from-your-eyes expert can give you advice.
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What to do when lobster tails suddenly fall on your plate.
You could eat them, or you could do what Pete Marczyk does.
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What do we use in our Kiernan Brown Traditional Irish Soda Bread?
Soda, of course. Mostly 7-Up. Sometimes Dr. Pepper.
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Do you feel like this some days?
Start using Mexican Coca-Cola to jumpstart your life.
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Our salmon is slammin’.
Our salmon comes from actual salmon, not from water buffaloes like every other grocery store in the city.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the graveyard…
…it’s definitely not.
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