
Your future self showed up and said, “Remind me that I haven’t been into Marczyk’s lately.” And then you walked out. So just be aware that you may see yourself on the street. Here’s the reminder:
Since you haven’t been in our stores for a while, we’d like to offer you $5 off of a purchase of $50 or more. In fact, there’s a $5 coupon on your Marczyk account right now. When you’re in-store and ready to check out, just ask the cashier to bring up your account and the coupon will automatically apply. The coupon is good through 12/31/2022.
Also, since ‘tis the season, below are some gift ideas you might consider for the foodie(s) in your life. They’re all Colorado-made, except for the Italian-made jams and spreads at the bottom.


Made here in Denver, these Bloody Mary mixes from The Real Dill are the best we've ever tasted and the best you'll ever taste. As you can see from the image, the Bloody Mary Mix on the left (the original) is on fire with cucumbers and tomatoes, along with garlic and some pungent spices, while the Bloody Mary Mix in the center is on fire with actual fire. That one is the new extra spicy version. The original mix already has a satisfying spicy zing to it; the extra spicy is "packed with extra habaneros and serranos" (as the label says) and has a lingering burn that seems to accumulate as you drink more. Give someone the gift of a Denver Bloody Mary.
The Real Dill Bloody Mary Mix
Friends & Family: $11.99/quart
(reg. $12.99)
The Real Dill Extra Spicy Bloody Mary Mix
$12.99/quart
The Real Dill Bloody Mary Mix Growler
$24.99/64 oz
The Real Dill Bloody Mary Mix
Friends & Family: $11.99/quart
(reg. $12.99)
The Real Dill Extra Spicy Bloody Mary Mix
$12.99/quart
The Real Dill Bloody Mary Mix Growler
$24.99/64 oz


Located in Denver, Novo Coffee builds long-term, meaningful partnerships with producers and coffee farmers so they can purchase from the same farms year after year, which helps to improve farmers' pricing and enhances the quality of the coffee. Holiday Blend is rich with notes of candied pecan, cranberry, and fudge. Novo recommends pairing Holiday Blend "with the people in your life that you love the most, home-cooked holiday meals, and making new holiday memories."
Novo Holiday Blend
$18.99/12 oz
Novo Holiday Blend
$18.99/12 oz


Also located in Denver, Oso Rojo Hot Sauce's goal is to create hot sauces that exhibit flavor before spice, but not at the expense of the spice.
• Habanero Mustard (spice level:hot) features mustard infused with an habanero-ginger-garlic triumvirate to create a mustard that is anything but average; use on everything you already put mustard on.
• Umami Bomb (spice level: mild to medium) combines roasted vegetables, dried chiles, dried mushrooms, and tamari for a depth of flavor similar to a mole sauce. Use it instead of BBQ or steak sauces for an extra kick.
• The Peach Phantom has peach, basil, and {dun dun dunnnn} ghost peppers to give this sauce a perfect balance of sweet and heat.
• Jalapeño Garlic has a huge, bold, smokey flavor that features jalapeños, green chiles, and onions that were grilled over oak and mesquite.
Habanero Mustard, Umami Bomb, and Jalapeño Garlic
$7.99/ea (4 oz)
The Peach Phantom
$8.99/ea (4 oz)
• Habanero Mustard (spice level:hot) features mustard infused with an habanero-ginger-garlic triumvirate to create a mustard that is anything but average; use on everything you already put mustard on.
• Umami Bomb (spice level: mild to medium) combines roasted vegetables, dried chiles, dried mushrooms, and tamari for a depth of flavor similar to a mole sauce. Use it instead of BBQ or steak sauces for an extra kick.
• The Peach Phantom has peach, basil, and {dun dun dunnnn} ghost peppers to give this sauce a perfect balance of sweet and heat.
• Jalapeño Garlic has a huge, bold, smokey flavor that features jalapeños, green chiles, and onions that were grilled over oak and mesquite.
Habanero Mustard, Umami Bomb, and Jalapeño Garlic
$7.99/ea (4 oz)
The Peach Phantom
$8.99/ea (4 oz)

We hired stick figures to model our t-shirts, and we couldn't be happier with how they wore them. Marczyk Fine Foods t-shirts make an excellent gift.
The Blue Colorado Marczyk Shirt
$29.99/ea

The Green Romaine Shirt
$24.99/ea

The Light Gray Marczyk Cow Shirt
$24.99/ea


Thankfully, and mercifully, we could find no word that means the birth of 13 offspring from the same pregnancy, so we duct-taped part of "triskaidekaphobia" to "tuplets" and now have a word that could mean the birth of 13 offspring, with "triskaidekatupletphobia" being the fear of having 13 offspring. That said, we are welcoming 13 new additions to our Masseria Mirogallo line, and Bill St. John will tell us all about them.
Using Masseria Mirogallo pickles, relishes, preserves, and jams in your cooking
BY BILL ST JOHN
Let's say that you are at your kid's (or kids') soccer game and you befriend a really cool couple. You well might assume that once you meet these parents' offspring that the children would share some of their elders' awesomeness. That's often the case.
For a while now, Marczyk Fine Foods is one of a few grocers in the United States to carry an exceptionally delicious, jarred tomato from Masseria Mirogallo in Basilicata, the "instep" to the Italian Boot.
I've been cooking with the three renditions of these tomatoes for a few years now — the whole peeled, the sliced (called "spaccatelle") and a delicious "passata" or purée — and they blow out of the stockpot any canned tomato that I've ever used, even pricier versions. And they contain none of the preservative called calcium chloride that's used in many canned (especially cut up) tomatoes.

(Calcium chloride isn't dangerous at all, but it firms up the cell walls of the tomato and, hence, keeps the canned mash from becoming mushy. But it keeps doing that even when the canned tomatoes are cooked, interfering with the breakdown of the tomatoes into a sauce-like form. If you want smooth, go for processed tomatoes free of forms of calcium, such as Masseria Mirogallo's.)
So, when I learned that Marczyk's was going to be bringing in a large range of antipasti fixings, preserves, pickles, spreads, pastes, and a couple of tomato-based foods, all small-batch and handmade by Masseria Mirogallo, I was eager to see if "the kids" were as cool as "the ‘rents."
They are. Way so.
THREE CHEESES, SIX TREATMENTS

Three powerful cheeses, each begging for something sweet or tart. From the top, Fromage d'Affinois, Gorgonzola Dolce, and La Tur. To their left, from the top, three savory treatments: Masseria Mirogallo's Olive Spread, Hot Pepper Spread, and Artichoke Paté. On the right, from the top, three sweet-tart treatments: Masseria Mirogallo's Black Cherry Jam, Peach Jam, and Hot Pepper Jam.

A combination of factors collaborates to make this so: a 70-acre farm of exceptionally fecund earth that has been worked by the same family since the 1800s and a strictly minimalist manner of preserving the fruits of that land. (For example, each tomato in the "whole peeled" version is skinned and packed into its jar by hand — in this mechanized day, think of that! — with no more than a smidge of added salt.)
POTATO BISQUE w/ PESTO & CRUSCHI

A simple potato bisque with drops of Masseria Mirogallo Mediterranean Pesto and hand-crumblings of Masseria Mirogallo Dried Cruschi Peppers, the "potato chips" of Italy's south.

The fruit jams from Masseria Mirogallo are all sweet-ripe fruit with a whisper of added sugars. The farm makes its many pickles and pastes using merely what vegetables are given it by the land, perhaps quickly blanching one in white vinegar, straining it, then topping its pieces with the farm's extra virgin olive oil, perhaps cooking down peppers or artichoke hearts with little more than lemon juice and salt, then whipping the mass into a meltingly smooth, thick cream.
LEFTOVER PORK, RICE & BEANS

Rescue refrigerated leftovers with some of the piquant flavors from Masseria Mirogallo. Here, leftover pork shoulder (a pernil recipe) with rice and beans and Mirogallo's Hot Pepper Jam, a perfect sweet-hot condiment for pork.

I experimented with all the Masseria Mirogallo foods that are new to Marczyk Fine Foods, just to offer some ideas on how you, too, could get acquainted with these marvelous children. For example: to see how a sweet jam plays with the powerful funk of a super-strong cheese (or, correlatively, how a piquant, somewhat tart paste does the same).
MARINATED OLIVES & HOT PEPPERS IN OLIVE OIL

A dish of marinated green and black olives and pepperoncini with the addition of Masseria Mirogallo Hot Peppers in Olive Oil, super-hot and spicy "Diavolicchi" peppers. All you need to know is that they take their name from "diavolo," the Devil.

Or to see how crumbles of a uniquely twice-cooked dried pepper will spark, like adult Smarties or SweeTarts, a laid-back bisque in sore need of them. Or to see how tired leftovers can be "lifted" by the vibrancy of a sweet-hot pepper jam. Or to see how truly the hottest chile pepper that I've ever tasted can play up the earthy flavors and rough textures of a smattering of different olives.
FOUR ANTIPASTI

Anyone can put together a simple antipasti plate from Masseria Mirogallo's small jars of artisanal vegetables, all preserved with just extra virgin olive oil and a few drops of white wine vinegar. From top center, clockwise, Artichoke Hearts, Dried Tomatoes, King Trumpet Mushrooms, and Chili Peppers Stuffed with Mushrooms.

You get the idea: these are the sorts of kids a hungry adult doesn't mind at the table.