Thank you for contributing to our Plaid Bibs…

…which rhymes with a popular fill-in-the-blank-with-a-word game, the name of which is most likely copyrighted.

You know how it works: Someone asks you for a noun, then a verb, then another noun, then an adjective, etc., and those words are added to an existing paragraph to make it gut-splittingly hilarious. For example:
The ADJECTIVE man PAST TENSE VERB the NOUN into the NOUN and PAST TENSE VERB himself with NOUN.
could turn into
The CHECKERED man ERADICATED the MEATLOAF into the RECORD PLAYER and VETOED himself with SPAGHETTI.
This is just for fun, we’re not nefariously collecting anything, and the three that we think are funniest will win a $25 e-gift card — please include your name and email if you’d like to be considered for the e-gift cards. We’ll post all of the submissions on this page, and here’s a hint: We’re replacing words in the introductory lines to a classic novel. (Pro tip: When asked for a noun, if you add an adjective in front of it, it can be even funnier.)